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In God We Trust:
Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama go to heaven,
God addresses Al Gore first. ”Al, what do you believe in?”
Al replies, “Well, I believe that I won that election, but it was
your will that I didn’t serve.
I’ve come to understand that now.”
God thinks for a second and says:
“Very good. Come and sit at my left.”
God then addresses Bill Clinton. “Bill, what do you believe in?”
Bill replies: “I believe in forgiveness. I’ve sinned, but I’ve
never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me.”
God thinks for a second and says: “You are forgiven, my son. Come
and sit at my right.”
Then God finally addresses Barack Obama. “Barack, what do you believe in?”
He replies, “I believe you’re in my chair!!
